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Beauty jokes

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

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Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !...

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f...

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Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time....

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Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone....

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People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have....

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Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween....

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My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !...

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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran...

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th...

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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never...