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Beauty jokes

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?

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Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When...

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Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !...

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