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Beauty jokes

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

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I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !...

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?...

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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock....

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th...

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People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have....

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Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !...

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma...

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Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes....

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Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark....

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two....