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11/10/2007
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Beauty jokes

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

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I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !...

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They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?...