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11/10/2007
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Beauty jokes

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?...

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Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone....