Category
87
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Aviation jokes

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."

More Aviation Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From a...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

"Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining....

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin...