Category
28
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Aviation jokes

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesnt have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "Im blonde, Im smart, I have a good job, and Im staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "Im blonde, Im smart, I have a good job and Im staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesnt even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head st ewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasnt going to Jamaica."

More Aviation Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot....

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l...

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York....

Category
0 stars
Aviation jokes

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c...