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Aviation jokes

From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.

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Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good...

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f...

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement...

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From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the...

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Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we...

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just...