Women Jokes Category:

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A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as importa...

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A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks...

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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they...

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a...

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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The...

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A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was...

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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, Ill do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he...

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I d...

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A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call f...

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to...

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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband...

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Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!...

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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks....

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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w...

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How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven....

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."...

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I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her....

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog....

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since the...

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My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"...

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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo...

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One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee...

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines....

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Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t...

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Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!...

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Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age....

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Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo...

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QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side....

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QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age....

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake....