Music Jokes Category:

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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones....

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...

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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a...

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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out....

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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving....

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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole....

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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names....

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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice....

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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....

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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."...

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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....

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Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo....

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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!...

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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....

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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up....

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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!...

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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes....

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....

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Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case....

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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in....

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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....

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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h...

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand....

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first....

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar...

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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu...

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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th...

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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....

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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h...