Men Jokes Category:

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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men...

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking h...

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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did yo...

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A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him ra...

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children....

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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is....

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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted...

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day....

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How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of...

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How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough....

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How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a month....

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How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way....

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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him....

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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk....

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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them....

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, its never happened....

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove....

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How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it....

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If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?...

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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,...

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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets....

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest....

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Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly....

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Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips....

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Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night....

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Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory....

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Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere....

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Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it....

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Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair....