Marriage Jokes Category:

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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He st...

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A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible ac...

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A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You dont have to let your wife bully you," he said....

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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go onthe Ferris wheel, but the husband wasnt comfortable...

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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well...

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A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a wr...

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A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several yearsbefore the Gulf War, and she noted then that women...

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A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by theusher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked."...

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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride...

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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play ho...

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A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are ch...

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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take...

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A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, Ive had a hard day. Gladys has been most diffi...

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A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I dont have a headache!"He says, "...

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A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring...

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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the fl...

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A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his bestfriend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief...

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A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,he suggested that they might have another try at m...

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is soproud of himself that he starts calling his wife "M...

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, hes finished....

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention...

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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them ha...

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A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wifes mind has completely gone!"To whi...

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A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, the...

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A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a pers...

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall...

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that...

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A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"...

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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws death. It also enquires whether she should be buried...

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I...