Zoo Jokes Category:

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"Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh...

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A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and...

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A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and...

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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-...

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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car...

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A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep...

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An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has...

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Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!...

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Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!...

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Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en...

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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it...

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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We...

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Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got...

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I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?...

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I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?...

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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r...

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My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do...

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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In...

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Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he...

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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra...

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Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task....

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The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the...

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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f...

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There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the de...

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Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca...

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film...

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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he...

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Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the...

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When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!...

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out....