Witch Jokes Category:

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What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates....

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !...

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes....

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What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!...

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What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield....

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers....

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled....

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off....

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What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch....

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What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can....

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What is a witchs favourite TV show?Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!...

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !...

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Dont bite any witches !...

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What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !...

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!...

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Whats the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling....

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Whats the witches favourite pop group ?Broomski Beat !...

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Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !...

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Who went into a witches den and came out alive ?The witch !...

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells....

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Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction....

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen....

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Why do witches have stiff joints ?They get broomatism !...

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm....

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Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldnt spell properly....

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Why wont a witch wear a flat cap? Because theres no point in it....

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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."...

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Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the ti...