Witch Jokes Category:

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1st Witch: Whats your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: Hes mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some ba...

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Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?Its called The Hex-Files....

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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine ch...

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Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas....

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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up....

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Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand....

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First witch: My, hasnt your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, shes certainly gruesome....

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Have you heard about the goodweather witch? Shes forecasting sunny spells....

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How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."...

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !...

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray....

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How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches....

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How do you get milk from a witchs cat? Steal her saucer....

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !...

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?Voodoo like to dance with me ?...

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !Owl be...

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Is it good to drink witchs brew?Yes, its very newt tricious!...

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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up....

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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking....

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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?A: Sandwitch...

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck youll be able to get up for a spell....

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What did the witch say to the ugly toad? Id put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!...

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !...

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What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?...

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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service....

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?To keep their hats pointed....

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak....

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy....

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What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan....

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What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen....