Weather Jokes Category:

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"Gosh, its raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother."Ive just step...

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A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.It smells li...

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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did t...

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A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful....

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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornad...

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A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills...

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During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overwo...

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First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I dont care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using b...

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Fred: Im sure Im right. Betty: Youre as right as rain - all wet!...

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically...

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How did the hail stone describe its life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs...

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?-It was a clear day...

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How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!...

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How do hurricanes see?-With one eye...

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How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce...

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How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !...

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How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?Thunderstruck...

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?-It is a breeze...

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How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers...

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How is snow white?-Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs...

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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, its going to rain. If not, it already is....

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I really dont understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After...

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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor....

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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella....

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If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasnt raining....

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If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and cant see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that m...

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In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of h...

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July....

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It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs....

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Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!...