Various Animal Jokes Category:

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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?""Yes""What are you doing at the mo...

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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise sa...

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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water"....

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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.He came across two men. One was sitting under...

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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to h...

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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that...

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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was...

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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with th...

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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk a...

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A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who cant help laughing and eventua...

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A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the caves roof to...

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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh...

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Are shellfish warm? No theyre clammy!...

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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai...

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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!...

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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said...

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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!...

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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!...

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Did you hear about the whale who couldnt keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!...

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Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!...

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!...

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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:"Mother said there would be knights like this."...

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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra....

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil....

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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a...

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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second...

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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Ka...

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!...

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !...

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!...