Vampire Jokes Category:

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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Whos a p...

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Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!...

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Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein....

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Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend....

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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket....

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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning....

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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? Hes looking for a crypt writer....

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!...

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Doctor, doctor, I think Ive been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but Ill be...

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs....

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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group....

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How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes....

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How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner....

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How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap....

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it....

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How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton....

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How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces....

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots....

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One vampire to the other : " Lets go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!...

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Two men were having a drink together. One said, "Id rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Whys that?" asked th...

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !...

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What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Blood oranges....

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What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels....

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What do vampires have at eleven oclock every day?A coffin break....

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead....

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire....

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !...

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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula....

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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula....

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?Jack-u-la !...