Time Jokes Category:

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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !...

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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl...

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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city...

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A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure....

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Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at...

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Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !...

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For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the...

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!...

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I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g...

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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one....

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If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time....

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Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim...

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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time...

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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon....

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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. This clock, he said, will go for 14 days with...

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What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!...

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea....

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What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !...

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What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch....

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed....

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one....

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What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time....

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog....

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When do clocks die?When their time is up....

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When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open....

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras...

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Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out....

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time....

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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time....