Telephone Jokes Category:

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A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their sho...

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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaki...

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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted onehusband on the...

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At three oclock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He stagger...

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Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I cant understand you. You should really take something for t...

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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!...

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Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few...

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Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Opera...

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a telephone. Doctor: Whys that? I keep getting calls in the night....

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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldnt pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he dec...

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Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isnt the police station. Its the D...

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal....

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How can you tell if someone whos having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!...

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How can you tell if someone whos just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!...

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How did the telephones get married ?In a double ring ceremony !...

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)....

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?...

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How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow....

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How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!...

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How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!...

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!...

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How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?...

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How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone....

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How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?...

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How does a skeleton call her friends?On a telebone....

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!...

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!...

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How that we are engaged I hope youll give me a ring.Of course. Whats your phone number ?...

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If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?Snappy talk....

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If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?Snippy answers....