Teeth Jokes Category:

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"Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her...

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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he su...

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A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "wh...

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Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What...

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Fan: Ive always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?...

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?Smack a monster....

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!...

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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I dont know. The dentist kept it...

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Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out....

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What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth....

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?"Thars gold in them thar fills."...

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What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight....

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist....

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese....

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?"Fill er up!"...

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What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device....

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?Dental floss !...

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush....

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What game do you play if you dont take care of your teeth?Tooth (truth) or Consequences....

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!...

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, youve got lovely teeth."...

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?The lion closed its mouth t...

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What has teeth but no mouth?A comb or a saw....

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What helps keep your teeth together?Toothpaste....

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What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else? Then I bend...

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Whats the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth....

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Whats the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain...

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Why are false teeth like stars?Because they come out at night....

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Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night....

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth....