Sport Jokes Category:

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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jacks wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesights gotten so bad,...

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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I cant find...

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A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His...

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait...

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait...

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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I c...

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A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to him...

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A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?"Were the crowd not behind you" asked the rep...

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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: Whats wi...

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A true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad...

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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried...

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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was wa...

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Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."Ill do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned....

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Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "Whats so g...

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Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his fa...

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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !...

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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!...

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Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?He was a pool shark!...

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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he...

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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "...

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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the...

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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."...

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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: "Eventually."...

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Golfer: "Id move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. Youve already moved most o...

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Golfer: "Ive played so poorly all day; I think Im going to go drown myself in that lake."Caddy: "I doubt you could keep...

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Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. Its distracting!"Caddy: "This isnt a watch, sir, its a com...

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Golfer: "That cant be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "Its a long time since we started, sir."...

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Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."Caddy: "Its not supposed to be."...

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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."...

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How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!...