School Jokes Category:

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Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye...

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro...

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Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o...

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...

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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !...

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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...

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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...

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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt...

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5...

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !...

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!...

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !...

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t...

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...

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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou...

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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know...

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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!...

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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me....

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Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class...

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Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t...

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl...