Restaurant Jokes Category:

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"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees...

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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new wa...

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"Whats the matter with your dinner ?""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what Ive...

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A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and...

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitred that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would...

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A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant hed enjoyed on a...

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the w...

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An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a...

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At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?...

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At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips!...

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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered...

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere....

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Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One w...

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Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well t...

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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !...

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Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!...

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cashed up."...

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How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips wit...

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I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance....

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Is your food spicy Sir ?No, smoke always comes out of my ears !...

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Janes father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As hed spent quite a lot of money for the me...

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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that...

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Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I dont tip, either....

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Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(Lunch is on me!)...

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Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home...

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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approache...

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There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.Four fish got battered!...

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Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".The English husband...

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Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldnt make up their m...

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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One o...