Rabbit Jokes Category:

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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?The rabbit had two bs already....

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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,"What are you doing in there?" she asked.T...

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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please,...

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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?Hes the Easter Bungee!...

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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?It was an inn-grown hare!...

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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces....

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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?He was a millionhare!...

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares....

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!...

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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?It had a lot of hare pins!...

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How do rabbits get to work?By rabbit transit!...

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How do you know when theres a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath....

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How do you know when youre eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it....

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How do you make a rabbit fast? Dont feed it....

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How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting....

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that shes running out of the woods....

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How is a rabbit like a plum? Theyre both purple, except for the rabbit....

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Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure....

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May I buy half a rabbit?No, we dont split hares!...

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My friend is nuts. He thinks hes Bugs Bunny. But Im positive he isnt. How do you know he isnt? Because I am....

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Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!...

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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?A: Curly hare....

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Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for...

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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with he...

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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can r...

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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe hes eating your lettuce....

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line....

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending....

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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?Thistle have to do!...

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?Join the Hare Force....