Political Jokes Category:

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"Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. Im a Republican."...

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A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hija...

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A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, poll...

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A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands...

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A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out...

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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a w...

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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "T...

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A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say...

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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"Id like to become the next President of the United State...

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A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for Preside...

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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has w...

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the ho...

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A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied pr...

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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, Im...

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An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passen...

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At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue.""That is absurd,"...

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Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the...

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Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures...

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Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement....

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Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they dont admit it....

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Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Ove...

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Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Its a Wonderful...

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Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and se...

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Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning....

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Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round....

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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "Th...

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I dont think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he sai...

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I want to become a politician when I grow up so Ive made a list of skills I want to aquire, butIve only come up with one...

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If the State of the Union is really "the best its ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix i...

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It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy....