Music Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Music jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

Category
5 stars
Music jokes

"Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign...

Category
4 stars
Music jokes

Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....