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A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin...

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A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t...

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After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t...

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After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t...

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After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin...

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An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h...

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Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to...

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Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was...

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Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks....

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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he...

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Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off....

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One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then...

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Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV....

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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer....

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Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!...

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Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that....

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Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November....

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Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha...

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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything....

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Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca...

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Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they...

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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw...

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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Well, first lets talk about the concept behi...

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Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise....

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Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut...

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Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it....

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Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?...

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Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything....

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Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,...

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Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum....