Money Jokes Category:

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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discuss...

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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it werent for my money, the ho...

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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Tryin...

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A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live....

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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, its my girlfriend.""Whats the problem?""When I...

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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the L...

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A little monster was learning to play the violin, Im good, arent I? he asked his big brother.You should be on the radio,...

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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon find...

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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy...

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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a bl...

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At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.One of the chamb...

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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing...

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Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont...

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Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving so...

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Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "...

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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged....

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Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.Thats very expensive,isnt it ?Next!...

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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should gi...

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Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: Thats what Im afraid of...

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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills....

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How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half....

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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?If its a three-dollar bill, you can be sure....

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How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror....

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How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies....

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How can you make money fast?Glue it to the floor....

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How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected....

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked....

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How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets...

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I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today....

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I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on...