King Kong Jokes Category:

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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he...

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How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench....

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How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana....

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If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater....

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !...

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid....

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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong....

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What business is King Kong in? Monkey business....

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"...

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."...

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!...

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him....

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner....

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate....

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note....

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage....

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches...

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman....

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming....

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What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow....

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What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !...

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What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord....

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas....

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!...

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Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong....

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Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm...

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Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to....

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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong....

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Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare....

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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter....