Insect Jokes Category:

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One woodworm met another. "Hows life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."...

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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?...

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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"(to...

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Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?A: A buzzness suit!...

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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey....

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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands....

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Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear...

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Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."...

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers....

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What are spiders webs good for ?Spiders !...

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What are the cleverest bees ?Spelling bees !...

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What bee is good for your health ?Vitamin bee !...

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What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?A bee in a submarine !...

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What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youv...

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What did one firefly say to the other ?Got to glow now !...

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?...

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?...

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What did the bee say to the flower ?Hello honey !...

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What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !...

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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?Swarm here isnt it !...

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What did the confused bee say ?To bee or not to bee !...

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?Ear we go !...

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What did the maggot say to another ?Whats a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !...

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one !...

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What did the spider say to the bee ?Your honey or your life !...

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What did the spider say to the fly ?Were getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?...

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?Darn it !...

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !...

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What did the woodworm say to the chair ?Its been nice gnawing you !...

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?Where in earth have you been !...