Insect Jokes Category:

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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from...

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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you dont eat all your cotton, you wont get any satin."...

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Boy: Whats the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, its an elephant. Girl: You obviously havent met my Aunt...

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Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !...

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First Caribou: What do you call a bee that cant make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee....

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First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!...

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil....

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First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug....

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How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter....

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?it has a blue light !...

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !...

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How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories....

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How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !...

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How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!...

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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !...

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How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside !...

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?Start from scratch !...

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !...

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How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !...

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, hell be de-lighted !...

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How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter....

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How do you spot a modern spider ?He doesnt have a web he had a website !...

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How do you start an insect race ?One, two, flea - go...

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How does a queen bee get around her hive ?Shes throne !...

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?A humdred !...

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How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !...

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How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !...

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If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea....

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If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl...

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One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" sa...