Idiot And Fool Jokes Category:

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"Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when its printed in English."...

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"How come youre only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a...

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"Say, your house is burning.""Thats okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."...

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"What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayo...

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"Why do rednecks act like such morons? "Who says theyre acting?"...

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A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week...

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A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - Dogs must be carried on this escalator...

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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.The younge...

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A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the at...

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A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was p...

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A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started wit...

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A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal For...

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A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "Its worse than I thought. It...

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A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you go...

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According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Inter...

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After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic....

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An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to...

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An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the de...

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An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth...

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An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller...

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An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the...

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And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. Hed tried to hang himse...

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Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner...

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Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Wh...

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Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didnt. One day his neighbor Nibley...

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Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second...

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Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her...

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Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?...

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Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?...

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Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didnt have very much on? He went back nine...