Horse Jokes Category:

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What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!...

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What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!...

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?Fiddler on the hoof!...

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What do you call a horse thats been all around the world?A globe-trotter!...

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!...

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!...

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?A neighbour!...

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What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup....

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!...

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks....

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!...

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What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!...

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What goes "Clip"?A one legged horse!...

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!...

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What happened to Lady Godivas horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!...

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!...

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!...

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!...

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What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball....

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What is a horses favourite sport?Stable tennis!...

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What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours...

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What is a jockeys motto?Put your money where your mount is!...

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What is a thespian pony?A little horse play!...

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What is horse sense?Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!...

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!...

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack!...

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What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !...

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What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!...

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !...

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!...