Horse Jokes Category:

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"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, "You certainly will, and youll pro...

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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow mo...

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A mean horseman went into a saddlers shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair...

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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didnt show up at the church.He got colt feet...

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As horses say to one another.Any friend of yours is a palomino!...

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Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!...

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Did you hear about Mike Tysons horse?It got angry and bit at the champ!...

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!...

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Did you hear about the depressed horse?He told a tale of whoa!...

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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!...

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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?He always said "Neigh"...

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Did you hear about the Irishman who couldnt tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring th...

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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?He fell in love with the Grand National winner!...

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?...

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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?He didnt have enough money tabaccer!...

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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?He still lacked common and horse!...

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Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!...

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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!...

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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!...

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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"Who wrote it?Major Bumsore...

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?He tried to stirrup some interest!...

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?They take a gallop poll!...

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How do you go about hiring a horse?Try two pairs of stilts!...

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How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!...

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How do you lead a horse to water?With lots of carrots....

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!...

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How much money did the bronco have?Only a buck!...

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?Jockey and Jill!...

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!...

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie....