History Jokes Category:

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"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holiday...

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"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"...

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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier...

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Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !...

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How did Columbuss men sleep on their ships ?With their eyes shut !...

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How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did !What was that ?Went down in history !...

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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?His wife !...

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Im learning ancient history ?So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !...

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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself !...

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Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?A: In his sleevies!...

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Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y...

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The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.How many galleons did the get to the mile !...

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?Toga-ether we can rule the world !...

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks....

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?A knight light...

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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?A year older on his birthday !...

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?Giddy up horsey !...

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies....

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?I dont know, I wasnt invited !...

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have the as their middle names !...

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ?Dates !...

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummys tomb indicate ?The registration of the car that ran him over !...

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What English King invented the fireplace ?Alfred the grate !...

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?William the Corn-cutter!...

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What was Camelot ?A place where people parked their camels !...

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What was Camelot famous for ?Its knight life !...

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What was King Arthurs favourite game ?Knights and crosses !...

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?Sat down !...

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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?Speaking Latin !...

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?He was afraid that if he sat down that...