Heaven And Hell Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Heaven and hell jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religo...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo....

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell....

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I w...

Category
0 stars
Heaven and hell jokes

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground...