Halloween Jokes Category:

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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he repli...

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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercov...

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A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Hallowee...

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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna...

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Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties....

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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"...

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How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !...

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!...

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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the bigg...

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets....

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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat....

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Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead....

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!...

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What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks....

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What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"...

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What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"...

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!...

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !...

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What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !...

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What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie....

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What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!...

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her....

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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her....

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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her....

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What is a childss favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy....

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?Mash-scara!...

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!...

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!...

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!...

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour....