Hair And Bald Jokes Category:

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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said, "Ill have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber b...

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A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "Howd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her han...

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A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on...

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a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should sa...

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A little girl climbed into her grandfathers lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep...

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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicu...

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a cl...

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A man sitting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbers hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber e...

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A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would...

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A punk walked into a barbers shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil,...

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A woman was cutting her husbands thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a ki...

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After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and...

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Americas oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasnt got a grey hair on her head. How come? Shes completely bald....

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Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c...

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Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat....

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Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?...

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Customer: Couldnt you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me....

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Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?Barber: I didnt, nature beat me to it....

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Customer: Why doesnt my hairline look good?Barber: Its on the same old head....

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Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: Its not. Your scalp is advancing....

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Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag !...

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Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldn...

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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!...

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For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber....

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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity its not on her head!...

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How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way....

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How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short....

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How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head....

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I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald....

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I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !...