Ghost Jokes Category:

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A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with...

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A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking...

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Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage....

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Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver....

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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma....

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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!...

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Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough....

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Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the mer...

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet....

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How did the bootician style the ghosts hair? With a scare dryer!...

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars....

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level....

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Knock KnockWhos there !Boo !Boo who ?Just Boo ! Im a ghost !...

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One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in...

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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane....

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Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."...

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Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. Its in...

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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I cant think what possessed her....

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What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls....

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What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!...

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What did one ghost say to another? Im sorry, but I just dont believe in people....

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What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!...

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mothers Day?A booquet of flowers....

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when youre spooken to....

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?"Dont get your sheets dirty!"...

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What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt....

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What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping....

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?Ban-she, ban-she !...

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?Skelly-vision!...

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What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!...