Fishing Jokes Category:

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How do you tune a fish?With its scales!...

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS bi...

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat...

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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?I dont know the answer but I think Im nearly...

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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "its me or your fishing."Gee I miss her....

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I was glad when one fish got away.There just wasnt room in the boat for both of us!...

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If youre fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!...

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It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one...

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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!...

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MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, OBannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on aft...

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Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt thi...

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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him...

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One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line c...

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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "The...

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One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge theyre fishing by, and Bob take...

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One mans hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday...

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Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You cant tuna fish....

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Q. Where do fish sleep?A. In a river bed...

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Q. Where does a fish keep his moneyA. In the River Bank!...

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Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about h...

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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby...

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Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn...

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Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold...

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Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandsons teacher: No, but Ive been fishin...

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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed f...

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The fishing season hasnt opened and a fisherman who doesnt have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches...

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The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to hum...

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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deser...

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Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherma...

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Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled...