Fishing Jokes Category:

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"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Janes best friend."Why shoul...

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"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?""There sure were. If there hadnt been, it would h...

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"I didnt see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead." "Thats not true, vicar. An...

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"Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!"...

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A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game wa...

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A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world...

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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed,...

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A guy rings his boss and says "I cant come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says "its my eyes.""Whats wrong wi...

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A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the seco...

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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well know...

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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a r...

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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fi...

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An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn...

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An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the...

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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a g...

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the...

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Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: Im not fishing, Im drowning worms....

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Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line i...

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Fishing season hasnt opened and a fisherman who doesnt have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and...

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George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish...

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Have you seen the new fishing website?No, its not online yet....

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Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he ha...

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Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didnt catch anything?By the time they cut a hole big eno...

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Henrys son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was."Daddy and I were fishing, an...

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How did the fishs tail get stuck in the anchor chain?It was just a fluke!...

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How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !...

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How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !...

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How do you communicate with a fish?You drop it a line!...

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!...

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How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail...