Face Jokes Category:

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"Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."...

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."...

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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his...

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Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin...

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Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly....

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Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg...

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Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol...

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First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimi...

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Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes....

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Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard....

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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi...

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Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face....

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Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip....

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How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap....

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I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt....

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I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception....

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Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca...

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My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines....

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Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try...

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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice....

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Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!...

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Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men...

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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h...

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio....

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What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache....

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What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns....

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen....

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Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi...

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre)....

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Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre...