Elephant Jokes Category:

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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai...

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl...

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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going...

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !...

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !...

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !...

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !...

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How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !...

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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?...

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf......

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How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !...

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !...

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !...

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !...

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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....

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How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !...

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !...

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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim...

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g...

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My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !...

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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!...

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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns....

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Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri...

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Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really...

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Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"...

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"...

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Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"...

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!...

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Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied...

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !...