Divorce Jokes Category:

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A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split thehouse. He got the outside....

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A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself."Sorry, he doesnt live here anymore, were...

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A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I...

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to...

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She...

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A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please t...

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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at hi...

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A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you...

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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge sa...

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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your...

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Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage....

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Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog...

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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it witho...

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Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didnt fin...

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Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified...

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God, and I didnt....

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Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and aredneck divorce all have in common? A. Someones going to lose their trailer......

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Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house....

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Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house....

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Q: Why do divorced men get married again?A: Bad memory....

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Question: Whats the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough....

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Question: Why is divorce so expensive?Answer: Because its worth it....

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Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters birthday and he hadnt bought her a present. He...

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Regardless of what you may hear, theres still many women these dayswho are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time the...

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Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Whyd you put tha...

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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for adivorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." Th...

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Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"Im goi...

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The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained tothe Judge that her husband had left her bed and boa...

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Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tiredof eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laund...

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What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!...