Dirty Jokes Category:

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A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" as...

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A man and woman are riding up in an elevator.The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"She replies,...

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A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, "Wha...

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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor forwhat seems like days, he is ready to go. E...

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!"The doctor asks, "Whats your problem?"The guy says, "Every...

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A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her b...

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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place...

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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting.He tells his wife, "Youve got three choices; you can go...

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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar,"...

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A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs an...

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A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "Thats 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I dont need tacks,...

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A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around...

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A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldnttell his wife that he had spoken about sex,...

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A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was onthe run. He broke into a house and tied up the youn...

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A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in aManhattan bar and spent the rest of the eveni...

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A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Pleasedescribe," said his attorney, "the inciden...

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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex...

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A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the...

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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "Ive got a bigproblem, doctor.""Every time were in bed and my husband climax...

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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband,Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have fiv...

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A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before w...

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A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that...

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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police...

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A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green.The doctor examined...

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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks atAl, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10...

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An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city fordinner, and asked to be served the specialty...

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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. What are you doing he shouted.To which...

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An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sa...

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An elderly man visits his doctor."Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.""Very well, let me...

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond ne...