Dentist Jokes Category:

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Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed...

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Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."...

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Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""...

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Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist...

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Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my...

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Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood....

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Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac...

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Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it....

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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain...

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Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist...

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What did the dentist say to the computer?...This wont hurt a byte...

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?"You have a hole in one. "...

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear...

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back...

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What did the werewolf eat after hed had his teeth taken out? The dentist....

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?A drill sergeant !...

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What do you call the Scottish dentist ?Phil McCavity !...

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself...

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What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque....

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers...

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What is a dentists office?A filling station....

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What is a drill team?A group of dentists who work together....

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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty !...

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What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth...

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What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal...

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Whats worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you....

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Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station...

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While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank go...

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Draculas dentist....

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Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the...