Dentist Jokes Category:

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"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home."Not a cent,...

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"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I...

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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "He...

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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes...

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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve g...

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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...

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A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain be...

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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, "that new upp...

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A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnt nasty to be all the day with the hands in someones mouth.The dentist answered "...

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A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: W...

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Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."...

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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?...

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At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30)....

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believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and g...

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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining...

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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient:...

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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"...

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Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."...

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Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not....

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it co...

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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forg...

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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my bes...

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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...A month later he was picking his teeth...

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Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in....

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Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment...

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Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of...

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light...

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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So...

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Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist....

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Monster: Doctor, doctor, Im a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. Im a den...