Dead And Dying Jokes Category:

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"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t...

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"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the...

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A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s...

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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a...

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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he...

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A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on...

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A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his...

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A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch...

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A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said...

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A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa...

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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He...

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A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her...

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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af...

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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily...

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At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu...

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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself....

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Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job....

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Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat....

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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?...

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Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up...

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Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied....

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Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through....

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First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet....

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How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye...

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I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead....

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If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead....

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If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead....

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Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied....

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My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !...

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Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she...