Dance Jokes Category:

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An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, al...

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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls...

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How do they dance in Arabia?Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)....

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How do you make a tissue dance ?Put a little boogie in it !...

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?He wears the cardboard box on his boots....

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Ive been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? Whats that? Its a dance for people who hate each other....

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My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.Why? Was he a better dancer?Dont know, I never met him....

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Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!...

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Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down :-)...

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Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean "Liner"...

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Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen (I Lean)...

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Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)...

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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?A. A One Liner!...

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Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?A. Linedancing!...

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Q. Whats the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you...

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Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco...

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Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. Ihop...

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Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!...

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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class...

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These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my ey...

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Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We dont serve your type here."...

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What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet....

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What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock....

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What dance do hippies hate?A square dance....

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What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go)....

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What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?The dance of the sugar plump fairy !...

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What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !...

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What do cars do at the disco?Brake dance....

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What do cows like to line dance to ?Any kind of moosic you like !...

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What do you call someone who dances on cars ?A morris dancer !...