Cow Jokes Category:

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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?...

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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farme...

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of...

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Cow: Why dont you shoo those flies? Bull: Ill let them go barefoot!...

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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just...

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Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!...

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!...

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!...

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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!...

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How did the calfs final exam turn out? Grade A!...

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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down...

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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!...

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How do you make a milkshake?Give a cow a pogo stick....

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!...

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?Its a place of udder delight....

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I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn s...

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I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!...

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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!...

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"...

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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!...

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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain...

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !...

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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? Shell cream you!...

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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!...

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Is there big money in the cattle business?So Ive herd!...

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Ive just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesnt that make the cow feel a little sheepish?...

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Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!...

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Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow...

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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?A: Laughing stock....

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Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!...